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when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

idk what this is but I love it

(via miss-of-mischief)


if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

(via prolusion)


my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via miss-of-mischief)

Confucius (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via boyx)

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.


hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

(via refreshes)


Fact: Pansexuals formed the Pan Am airline. Its discontinuation was not, as many believe, due to economic problems, but was instead a result of said airplanes being hidden inside secret pansexual bases as future military machines should the Pan Army ever be called to war.

(via spookycakey)

teacher:you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher:*doesn't hole punch anything*


yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

(Source: ouijasquiji, via timid)

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